I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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