What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
her vagine was all disorganized.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Randomize
