i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
There's always time for handjobs
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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