what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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