vagina is talking i cant
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
