Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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