I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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