i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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