Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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