her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
