Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
