Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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