Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Let's paint friendship bongs
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I have tasted many bathrooms
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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