i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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