Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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