It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
