But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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