the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
