this just has baby written all over it
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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