Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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