he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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