Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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