If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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