This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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