a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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