Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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