i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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