it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
My ATM looks so different sober.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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