some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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