I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
My life is pants optional.
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