I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Randomize
