they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
he puts the penis in happiness.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
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