Will you blow on my dice?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
