In the future we'll all be gay
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
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