What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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