I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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