He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Randomize
