a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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