is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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