TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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