okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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