No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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