areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
