WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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