Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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