You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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