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(518): View more from New York

After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"

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(201): View more from New Jersey

As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere

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(515): View more from Iowa

nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right

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(206): View more from Washington

I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.

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