You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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