It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
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