there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
